couch hot
a person who’s not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.
you wouldn’t seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
margaret’s not really my type, but there’s something about her… i guess i’d say she’s couch hot.
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