couch jerk
several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking
can subst-tute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit p-rn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue b-lls
the l-st level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax p-rn. the bravest guy, usually the biggest b-n-r, starts jerking first either b-lls out or under blanket. the first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. it quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking — sometimes a race starts to first -rg-sm.
it only becomes a gay couch jerk if one’s b-n-r if jerked by another’s hand.
couch jerking avoids getting j-zz on the laptop in the bathroom
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