Couch Muffin
noun, the act of being to lazy while laying on the couch and deciding to take a peaceful sh-t in between the cushions.
kevin come over here and look at this. wow, somebody got us really bad by leaving that smelly green couch m-ffin in between our new leather couch. wow what a crazy night.
the really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. the attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is “cute”. the couch m-ffin will go everywhere with the attractive ones.
“dude, the chick charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch m-ffin!”
“man that sucks! why does charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?”
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