couch pussy
the act of getting laid by a peice of house furniture, particularly a couch. soft billowing cushons seduce ones c-ck into an all out f-ck frenzy.
what are you doing tonight? bro….i’m just going to hang out, play video games and get some couch p-ssy…..right on. bro.
at a party, it’s the drunk guy who chooses to lie on the couch and p-ss out instead of continuing to get drunk and fraternize with the other partygoers… and it’s not even eleven o clock!
hey matt, quit being a couch p-ssy and come get drunk with us!
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