Couch Time
something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.
once benefit of this sh-tty economy is that i might end up having lots of couch time!
psychotherapy
wow, that kid is messed up! i see a lot of couch time in his future.
1. time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
1. john and emily enjoy couch time on sat-rday nights.
2. seth and joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
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