couch wookie
a very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like “monster garage” and “tech tv”, all the while wondering why he doesn’t have a girlfriend.
steve, that bl–dy couch wookie, is eating the left over popcorn from between the cushions again.
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