couch worm


a couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there xbox all day and does not socialize.
jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

Read Also:

  • bar buffer

    when you’re stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can’t escape…a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. thank g-d for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky […]

  • The Rail Shot

    a camera angle in a p-rn scene, where its viewed under the male and female having intercourse while standing up, it shows the b-lls and the p-n-s thrusting into the v-g-n- and at a few minutes the males -sscrack and -sshole fills up the video. greg: dude, i just m-st-rb-t-d and the rail shot showed […]

  • yolo pants

    saying that derived from “yolo swag nuts in my pants” and is used whenever a lovely babe is feelin it the awe-inspiring epical pants guarded behind a magical door by erin and lio love me for my yolo pants yolo pants revolution do it for the yolo pants!

  • roadweave

    roadweave: a tangled m-ss of lost artificial hair resembling a dead animal when found along a street or curb origins: derivation of roadkill i knew i had left the country and really lived in the city when instead of dead possums and racc–ns in the gutters i saw roadweave. road weave: a tangled m-ss of […]

  • mercedes driver

    rich -ss mother f-ckers who think they own the road and have no sense of direction watch out mercedes driver ahead were going to crash


Disclaimer: couch worm definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.