Couchcunt
a couchc-nt is a person who is almost too awesome to be alive… intriguingly they always find themselves amidst hype and gossip…
alternative definitions:
like a couch potato but cooler
omg look at that couchc-nt… she doesnt even go here!
the c-nts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
“i wish i didn’t have to walk past those couch c-nts to get a drink.”
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