COUCH’D
to be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty joints ect.
that was a thick -ss blunt, i can´t get up man. im couch’d
pepheeee
mega blunts are usually guarnteed to get you couch’d
when you have been given a couch slap.
i was couch’d when that guy gave me a couch slap.
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