couching
v. to be on the couch chilaxing. see: chilaxing
the very form of beign a couch potatoe
i was too busy couching to eat, so i died.
couch, pillow, blanket, netflix.
leave me alone i’m couching.
yeah i’m couching, it’s going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what’s up?
the act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. such as making love and having s-x on a couch. also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.
oh my god! did you hear that nick and kim were couching last night, while kim’s mother was in the other room working?!
where one humps the crack in between the couch cushions.
“couching feels way better than a v-g-n-!”
“lets couch together!”
tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.
we had nothing else to do so jeff proposed we go couching.
the act of smoking a joint and or rolling a j.
dude, the people in the other room are couching up a storm.
i couched on her stomach.
a new form of dancing, consisting of enough guys sitting on a couch, making them very close to each other, while a girl is taken (or forced) to the couch and laid across the guys. the guys move up and down with the beat of the music in almost a “hump” like action. more than one girl can be couching if desired, or if the couch is large enough.
the ladies at the party loved couching with the guys.
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