Couchman
a last name, usually pr-nounced wrong. may have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. the couchmans are spread out throughout the u.s usually siblings.
i haven’t met all my siblings, because my dad was a couchman
a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up p-ssed out on the couch.
it looks like brett is the designated couchman for tonight.
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