Cougar Droppings
baked goods or other small gifts given to or left by a cougar to a young buck. these “droppings” are meant to entice the prey to stay longer or make more frequent apperances.
moe: “man these are great cookies! did you make them yourself?”
larry: “nope, they’re cougar droppings from that chick i met at the wine bar.”
moe: “dude these are so good, they taste like my mom’s cookies.”
larry: (silence)
originally meant small tokens or food left by an older (often rich) woman (cougar) for a much younger man to keep him coming back, in a positive way. the meaning has changed slightly to mean any personal belongings left by the cougar in a negative way.
oh man, i almost got so busted last night.
why man, what happened?
oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.
what?!? did she leave her bra?
h-ll no, she left her teeth in a gl-ss of water. lucky for me, i was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while i slept on the couch.
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