Cougar Maintenance
the mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep cougars ‘in the hunt.’ otherwise, without said cougar maintenance, the cougar risks looking like an old wh-r-.
“where’s tina today? oh, she had to go for some cougar maintenance at the spa.”
“did you see rachel? girlfriend better go do some cougar maintenance.”
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