Cougar Stripe
noun: an affectionate term used to define the wrinkles on the body of an older woman who is by definition a cougar.
see: cougar
plural: cougar stripes
my son’s friend told me he noticed my first cougar stripe
there was something about her cougar stripes that turned me on.
while i was hooking up with his mom, i noticed the cougar stripes on her -ss.
i won’t even touch an older woman unless she has substantial cougar stripes.
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