cougar wound
any scar or open wound in the shape of a sratch from any of the large cats. normally obtained by dumping a moped and being burnt by the motor.
did you see bones’leg? he told me that he was riding his moped when a cougar chased him. he was able to kick it in the face to stop it but not before he took a serious slash.
that’s bullsh-t man. he got that cougar wound when he ate sh-t at seymour ducks?
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