cough derps
(n. pl.) – when speaking in public, you experience a sudden coughing fit – but you try to talk your way through it, leading the audience to possibly hear something you didn’t actually say.
cough derps in action:
what you said: “and so, you can see that -cough- ‘is -choke- ‘s -hack- ‘very -chork-”
what you thought you said: “and so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte.”
what the audience heard: “and so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high.”
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