cough-gasm


cough-gasm (v.) – a word which describes a cough that is immediately followed by an -rg-smic-like moan. it is usually unintentional and very annoying. typically, over dramatic people will cough-gasm.
i could not concentrate on my final exam because the douche-bag behind me had a cough-gasm every 5 minutes.
when you smell/sniff something really strong or get a small speck of whatever fiber comes off of it and you go into a long, painful attach of coughs and wheezes.
me: dude i sniffed this pepper and had a coughgasm!
guy: whats that?
me: sniff this and u will find out!
a coughgasm is when you cough and have a miniture -rg-sm.
brittney: -has coughgasm-
alley: uh, brittney you just had a coughgasm.
brittney: what’s that?
alley: when you have a miniture -rg-sm from coughing

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