cough


1 cough at a person means you think they are ugly
erica coughed at john.
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(v) to make a loud noise from the back of your throat; to release one’s germs and/or diseases into the air; to make a loud noise from the back of your throat while releasing germs
the man behind us in the movie theater was coughing up something heavy… maybe we should get tested for tb.
(n.) 1. something you do to disguise what you’re saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. a hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) to hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

-cough-f-ckin -sshole c-nthead c-cklicker motherf-cker!cough-
a handy term for sarcastically insulting someone. if you add ‘cough’ to something you say, it becomes sarcastic and implies the opposite. can be used online (1) and in normal conversation (2).
1)
person a: omg!!!!!lmao!!!1 lyke that is so funni!!!!!!1
person b: okay, you’re cool, cough

2)
jennifer: he said i was ugly! -sniff-
ashleigh: well, you’re not, you’re really quite pretty.
hilary: cough.
universally understood by stoners to mean: here you go.

usually referring to weed, but can be used in reference to virtually anything.
matt, ronan, and robert are sitting in a car, smoking weed. matt p-sses robert the pipe. robert takes a hit.

robert: -cough cough-
ronan: oh thanks, dude. (hits it) -cough cough- here
matt: cool… uh… hey, you have the lighter.
ronon: oh. -cough cough-
matt: thanks. (sparks up)
confess to criminal offence of some kind – english criminal argot
he coughed to the robbery
a thing that happens when your throat gets all scratchy.
i coughed ’till i blead.

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