coughpoppy



noun-the state of which a person falls asleep drunk,then proceeds to speak in a slurry gibberish language, and/or starts doing odd things while eating.
“why is there a half of a cheeseburger in your shower?”
“oh, my mom was coughpoppy last night”
a state in which a person p*sses out drunk, then proceeds to eat in bed loudly, speak in a gibberish language, and do other odd things while sleeping. can only happen when the person is drunk.
“dude,why is there pizza in your shower?”
“oh..my mom was coughpoppylast night.”

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