Couldn’t get a handy in a whorehouse
someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. this term originates in colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple s-x act, such as manual stimulation.
how do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn’t get a handy in a wh-r-house?
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