coulsonist
1. fan and follower of the character agent phil coulson from the marvel universe; somebody who is coulsonized.
2. somebody who in spite of cinematic evidence believes in the survival of agent coulson.
3. person who concerns her/himself with coulsonistics.
(note: female coulsonists are often referred to as “coulsonites”. coulsonite is in fact a mineral containing iron and vanadium.)
– “agent coulson died in the avengers.”
– “any coulsonist would beg to differ.”
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