Coultered


to be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. see ann coulter.
that hot chick on the dance floor totally coultered me! adam’s apple!!!
any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.
after brian found out mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.
to apply your moose knuckle to a man’s nose while he is either resting or p-ssed out drunk. this will be followed by photographic evidence and m-ss amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was coultered is. more affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.
tech 1: “dude, i was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of b-lls on my face.”

tech 2: “dude, you totally got coultered”
to knowingly make absurd, racist, hateful or inaccurate statements because you are paid handsomely to do so. see also sophist.
she not only coultered all night, she actually resembles the afghan-hound-in-a-dress.
any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.
after brian found out mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

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