Council Bluffs


the entire size of this town could fit into north omaha. the perfect, “once you cross the railroad tracks” town where most people dont understand there is some nice areas to it, but no one typically drives past the gridlock west end of town. our crime is a h-ll of a lot lower than omaha, but everyone goes to the big o on the weekends because there is nothing here to do that you cant do that plus some more, besides strip clubs.
council bluffs be the sh-t yo. we gots crazy -ss strip joints and cheaper beer. other than that nothing is here.
coucil bluffs is a small town in iowa. council bluffs, like most cities has bad areas but it also has some very nice ones too.
council bluffs is a nice town.
a dirty white trash place on the other side of the missouri river from omaha. known also as ‘the leech town’, it trys to suck it’s fame off of omaha. home of trailer parks, cr-ppy truck stops, and mulleted people who let their kids play with thier toys in the front lawn in thier diapers. see also ‘counciltucky’.
ew! what’s that smell? oh, it must be council bluffs.
f-ck you b-tch, first off get your sh-t strait, and go suck a d-ck because your a f-g in womans clothing. loose your b-lls before you diss a town that you’ve only been to once to suck the mayors c-ck.
we make meth labs b-tch

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