council estate face lift
a derogatory term used to describe girls who cannot afford a face lift (trailer trash, council estates). it is characterised by girls who tie all their back very tightly into a pony tail, thus achieving a look similar to a face lift.
i see that sc-m-bag has a council estate face lift
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