Counciltucky
counciltucky: n 1. nickname for the town across the river from omaha perceived to be like the backwoods country of kentucky
2. a town with its fair share of strip joints, pickup trucks, and mullet hair cuts.
3. a place where “men are men and sheep are scared.”
4. the “white trash” area of the omaha metro.
5. see also council bluffs
that man has a mullet and can’t drive, must be from counciltucky
the dingy -sshole of america (whereas omaha is the wonderful, silky inner thigh) where all is well if you drive a sputtering multi-colored vehicle and have a mullet so dirty and full of nasties that it’s almost sentient. also known as council bluffs, counciltucky looks like a mythical drab, rundown, post-apocalyptic world where n-body knows the definition of tooth care, showers, vehicle maintenance, or proper driving. however, this is no fantasy. it is a sad and horrifying reality.
everything is grey and old and broken. even the prost-tutes. merely driving through counciltucky with the car windows rolled down will get you a contact meth high.
an overall sh-tty place to even think about, let alone live in or drive through.
greg: whoa, dude. ya know that smelly guy who works at the gas station? billy-bob? did you know his mom is also his sister?
max: sh-t, dude. he must be from counciltucky.
i agree pretty much with the definition above. but it is almost always called council-tucky by someone from nebraska (usually omaha or surrounding areas) the reason it is called council-tucky is that the whole town in an armpit. cars with duct tape. monster trucks. missing teeth. trailers. it is a play on council bluffs and kentucky. i guess we view “kentucky” as a state that is ‘beneath’ us? personally, i would have chosen arkansas…but arkan-bluffs and council-sas dont have the nice hokey melody that council-tucky has. also, the above example is wrong. people from council bluffs dont say theyre from council-tucky. usually they just say theyre from “the bluffs”
“hey, look at that car. three different colored fenders. duct tape holding on the b-mper. a complete, duct tape window! they must be from council-tucky! yep…the license plate is p-wott county!”
a phrase used to describe or insult the town of council bluffs,iowa
kid1: hey where do you live?
kid2: oh i live in council tucky!
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