Count Boobula
the infamous count garrin von b–bula of transylvania (1802 – 1869), renowned for his obsession with female br–sts.
excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic att-tude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. his reign of s-xual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim’s over-sized mammaries.
contrary to popular belief, count b–bula was not related to count chocula. however, garrin may have been the originator of the t-tty twister.
count b–bula gratuitously grabbed my t-tty at the pub when he walked by.
a woman with very large/good looking br–sts or t-ts.
blaaaaah! be afraid, for i am count boooooooobula!
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