Count Crapula


a sh-t, of any incarnation, done on halloween night.
dude in bed sheet: are you comin’ trick or treating or what brah?
dude wrapped in toilet paper: wait up five minutes, i gotta take a count cr-pula!
vampiric faeces
“oh no i’ve just been bitten by count cr-pula and soon i will turn into some poo”

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