Count Dickula


1. a phenomenally creative dirty talk phrase for a male lover
2. an unpleasant person
1. “oh g-d, count d-ckula, keep it up!” sally said.

2. james: haha, put sh-t in your locker

dylan: f-ck off, count d-ckula

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