Count Fibula


a liar of the worst type. they will attempt to float a tall tale, in the hopes that those around them will simply accept said information at face value, therefore becoming bitten and infected with the bad blood of misinformation.if caught, the count will attempt to become a bat and flitter away, but generally they become cornered and are made to confess to their misdeed.
kevin said he dated that supermodel last summer, but she told me another story. count fibula strikes again.

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