count it
praise for a great accomplishment. usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger “counting it”.
“d-mn! you scored a hottie!”
“count it!” -hand motion-
a exclamation to be used after just barely but technically performing an accomplishment.
the best thing to say right after s-x: “count it!”
expresses excitement, triumph, satisfaction or agreeance
can be used with sarcastic undertones
1. sarah- yo i can’t believe they’re smoking us up for free again!
rachel- yeah i f-cking know!count that sh-t b-tches!!!
2. allyson- who is winning the game?
vanessa- who the f-ck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team f-cking sucks
allyson- ahaha. true that true that- count it.
3. (sarcastic)
mary-homygod my moms making fish for dinner
jane- counnntttt ittttt
mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.
the combination of words used when college kids are playing drinking games in the dorms. instead of shouting “drink!” during a drinking game, shout “count it!” so that your resident advisor wont know you are drinking.
you totally got that question wrong! count it!
the process of counting it; some people may say “that’s right” or “h-llz yeah.” mature men and women often dismiss such feable expressions and in return count it!!!!
phillydman: bofl mr enigma
mrenigma 2: what
phillydman: just givin u a few bofles !?!?
– phillydman hands you two bofles
phillydman: count it
mrenigma 2: oh im countin it
phillydman: a guy cant use his b–bs to get chicks
phillydman: a girl can use her b–bs to get guys tho, plz count it
phillydman: run b-tch run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
phillydman: count it pup count it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
after an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell “count it” showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.
your mom!!!!! count it (free throw motion)
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