Count Michael


a g-d of limitless power; a n-ble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. commonly identified by his mighty chop sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: “get naked.”)
he is an absolute “count michael” with the ladies.

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