Count Vagula


what you call the top dog of all lesbians. gets more p-ssy than any famous p-rnstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.
lesbian 1: g-d, susan is such a count vagula. i’d love to get in her pants.
lesbian 2: me too. we’ll probably get to f-ck her sometime, actually.

guy: too bad that chick is a count vagula…

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