counter-douche


the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.
“holy cr-p, luke just counter-douched the sh-t out of trevor. trevor made fun of luke’s shirt, but luke depantsed trevor and everyone saw his 2″ p-n-s.”

trevor wore a backwards hat, luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sungl-sses.

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