counterfeit fag
a guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. his modus operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she’ll offer to be his first. a pathetic creature to say the least. sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transt-st-cl- have increased ten-fold.
female- do you come here often?
cf- all the time. i’m gay you know.
female- ever been with a woman before?
cf- 500 men but not a single woman
female- do you want to try it?
cf- i don’t know if it’s me or the wine cooler talkin’ but yeah i’d like to try it.
later at the motel
cf( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
you ain’t a woman!!!
female(now male) what kind of f-g reaction is that!! your not a f-g after all. i know where you hang out wait til i tell your friends.
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