countrifried
an insulting way to describe a rustic farm person who lives in a small town and has old fashioned small town ways.
it is a combination of the words “country” (they live the down home country lifestyle of listening to unhealthy amounts of country music and knowing jesus) and “fried” (their preferred way of cooking food ie: fried chicken, chicken fried steak, etc) usually these people abhor large cities (for their “high falutin’ ways)any kind of music that doesn’t have a fiddle or a steel guitar in it and foreigners. (why can’t they speak english like normal folk?) a countrifried person would probably refer to themselves using the less insulting “countrified”
the small southern town was populated mostly by slow witted countrifried red necks.
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