Country Conference Call
when two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.
i would have been home sooner, but i got stuck behind a country conference call. my truck probably used a half a tank of gas while i waited for it to end.
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