Country Science
long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
grandson: man these flies are all over the food
grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. it’ll keep them away
father: that is some country science son
man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just country science.
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