Country Squire


a group of bad -ss m-f-s that have made my vision come to life and demonstrate the storytelling possibilites of the human body through fierce athleticism and p-ssionate dedication to the movement vocabulary. the wear there plaid vests and frumpy dresses proudly and you can bet they are always smizing.
a country squire is one who jumps in a jump that is not a bell hop or a heel click… but kinda sorta.

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