County Dick


a.k.a. “the hick d-ck”

is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county usa that doesn’t have very many outstanding features besides having a county b-tch that looks exactly like him. together they will live in county harmony in county usa.
“dude, did you see her new boyfriend? total county d-ck.”

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