coupe de merde


to cup ones hand and fart in it, then put said hand over another persons nose and mouth.

roughly translated from french: “shallow cup or bowl of sh-t”.

for maximum effect the first part of this maneuver should be performed by surrept-tiously cupping the gaseous expulsion while having your hand down both your pants and underwear. the second part should be done ambush style while saying “la coupe de merde!”
the kid sitting in front of me in church wouldn’t stop whineing so i gave that little b-st-rd the coupe de merde.

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