Couple Dork


someone who is so obsessed with their significant other that all they do is talk about them, and seem to be less of a functioning person when not around them. a sure fire sign that someone is a couple dork is that they are always texting/talking to them, frequently show off pda and have a disgusting number of inside jokes with them that no one else understands. these people are normally the bane of a single, lonely person’s existence.
jane: “jamal, i love you so much. you complete me.”
jamal: “i love you too, babe.”
random bystander: “get a room. you guys are such couple dorks.”

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