couple pump chump


a term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during s-x; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a ‘couple pumps’ before reaching -rg-sm during s-x or fooling around.
friend #1: dude, i totally got laid last night.
friend #2: don’t sound so proud of yourself, we all know you’re a couple pump chump.

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