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groupons most feared mexican.
groupon ceo: “did anyone see anything lately from coupon juan?”

board: “nope.”

groupon ceo: “i know that muchacho is up to something! kill him before it’s too late!”

board: “uhhh… he lives in his mother’s house and wears sweat pants, he doesn’t even own a donkey”

groupon ceo: “hmmmm… i could of swore he had a donkey…not even 6ft cactus??”

board: “nope.”

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