Courtesy Chat Guy
the office employee that sits near the printer. he/she is the employee that everyone uses to chat. this may be for time to p-ss or to not look like a loser while they wait for their printout.
d-mn, huge line up at the printer… its ok our courtesy chat guy dave is over there. im sure hes got an interesting story to help the time p-ss!
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