Courtney Lube


a wonderful, alcoholic, mess that takes everything seriously and needs to drink as an outcome to her own success.

a woman who wanted to be stevie nicks, but failed miserably.

someone who drinks too much because they are blamed for a supposed geniuses death—who was really just another junky, copy right lifter of the 60’s.

a woman who is a stripper at heart and wants to be something else, but can never get the over the catch 22 juxtapositions involved in her own character make up.
she reads a lot, but she loves to strip, she is soo courtney lubed.

she wants idiots to take her seriously, which leads to drinking and the expulsion of way to many facts. she is sooo courtney lubed.

she slept with sooo many mexican men when in mexico they deported her as an std, screamed puta, ran over her p-ssport, and pointed at the graves of backstabbing wh-r-s in their country to get the message through. if she wasn’t an american she would have died 9 times by now. as michael jackson liked to say what a kitty kat.

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