Cousin Dan


1. to have a child out of wedlock. typically an inter-racial situation.

2. to be a lumpkin recieving dn-b. while at the same being spider man’ed in the face by a polar bear.
person 1: d-mn, did you hear about kate?
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: she got cousin danned!!!!

so cousin dan got a lumpkin for acting like a dn-b. yeah, then he got spider man’ed by a polar bear, the one from the c-ke commercials.

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