Cousin


an anonymous s-xual partner, in a social situation.
“hey guys this is… uh.. my cousin!”
the anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.
guy 1: “yo, check out my new pimpin’ rolex”
guy 2: “doesn’t matter, my cousin has one already.”
someone highly desirable
i just f-cked my cousin!
on an episode of cops;
the person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.
no, i didnt steal the car, its my cousin’s, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
1. a child of the brother or sister of a child’s parents.
2. what neocons, members of european royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.
well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.

Read Also:

  • no no

    something forbidden, something against the rules(from an essentially juvenile euphemism) beards are a no no in the military of many countries. off limits, not permissible sorry, but that’s a definite no-no. what mommy says when you have done something spectacular kid: mommy look i hit the neighbor with a baseball bat mom:no no! in puerto […]

  • ha

    awknowledgement of someones comment or joke, but indicating it wasn’t funny. john: i love girls that wear their pjs all day long, it’s like they are ready to jump in bed at a moments notice. jack: ha

  • Fist'ard

    a fist’ard is someone that is or performs an act of douche baggery so co-rs- the only thing you want to tell this person to do is go fist them self. also used as a name to describe disabled hardcore p-rn stars due to the parallel of the acts they perform. chad kroeger is a […]

  • Boni-fag

    also known as “h-m-inyour-n-s”. an -n-l dwelling parasite. most commonly found in h-m-s-xuals. after a night on the boys, julian discovered he had caught a rather nasty case of the boni-f-gs.

  • Narcissistic Inception

    sharing multiple posts, blogs, videos, pages that you created on posts, videos, blogs, pages that you created. oh man did you see that video of janisman via janisman by janisman on janisman.com? it was narcissistic inception!!


Disclaimer: Cousin definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.