couturenado


a situation in which one stores ther upscale wardrobe strewn across their entire home. it is achieved via trying on an outfit and then droping it on any available surface including, but not limited to, beds, desks, chairs, vanities, coffee tables, computers, and sleeping pets. similar to a floordrobe.
i don’t get hung up with keeping my clothes neatly in the closet. instead, i prefer the free form of a couturenado.

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