Cover and Hover


when you enter a public restroom and it’s so disgusting that not only do you lay a seat cover down, but you hover over it too.
“i went to the public restroom at the beach and i couldn’t tell if the seat had water droplets or pee droplets on it, so i decided to cover and hover.”

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