cover & hover
what you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. you layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your -ss cheeks don’t get tainted.
i had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at lolapalooza so i had to deliver a huge order. the johnny on the spot had urine crusted p-b-s on the seat so i had to use like 3 layers of tp before i went into the cover and hover.
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